" What I would ask "GOD" when I go over the rainbow:
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5 The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house, not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
there that is just about covers some of the thing I would ast "GOD" when I go over the Rainebow...
Have a great week end & don't forget to turn the CLOCK'S ahead .........
BUDDYTHEDOXIE & LUCY
A little bit of me==Buddy
- Buddy T. Doxie
- This is my e-mail: Buddythedoxie@aol.com Thanks for your time... LUCY I am a 14 year old doxie (birthday july 4th) that has learned to type hope you will like me as much as my brother who went over the rainbow a few years back miss you Buddy R.I.P. My humone that help's me do this..... I call him "Pal" well Lucy pass on and this blog ie mine....Name is: Spunky am a 5 yeas long hair Doxie have a brother Rocko .....
"Pal's Wife"
I miss her sooo much she used to let me and my mom sit on her lap, this pic is of her,she jumped when I got in the truck....
**** D E N N I S *****
This is a very good hooman friend that went to heaven...He is having a birthday on July 3 it will be a year,I do miss him as he let me in his home. I was the only dog in that house for 8-9 year's, He is still mised by my "Pal".... R.I.P. Dennis
"Pal's" Friend......
A N I M A L C R U E L T Y
Waiting for treets
yep this is my truck & hear's the treets.
W I L D T U R K Y . . . . .
RUNNING AROUND THE AREA down at B E A C H , (I lived hear 64 year's and never seen one in that area.)
me in yard wondering if "pal" is going to take me with him in the truck....
Yep hear he comes....
R.I.P.
Richard Monteiro 53 of Wareham,Ma was hit while he was riding his bicyclie,He was working at Friendley's and used to give me treets I will miss him so...My prayers go out to his family. "God bless" Buddy & my family
Hope you like this that I put togeather...Buddy
F.F. visit to me..
***** My OSKER R.I.P 2008 *****
Me sniffing out supper
It's me looking in the yard for bagger's
1 comment:
I know I was here a couple of times reading n trying to comment- but blogger wouldn't open the comment page! It just did that again, but I kept trying n finally got in! Whew!
I like your questions- especially about the niose the cat makes when you bite her isin't a good thing!
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